Semifinal Predictions

Iberian Faceoff #2:  Spain vs. Portugal.


Spain will win.  Portugal will put up a fight.


Sergio Ramos will stare at the sky during the national anthem.  The Portuguese might fall down a bit and yell at the referees.  Cristiano Ronaldo will score on a counterattack.  Cristiano will make annoying arrogant facial expressions.

What I expect him to look like.

What I would like him to look like.

The commentators will talk about Cristiano a lot.  Spain will control possession. Spain will come through this alright.










Germany vs. Italy


Gianluigi Buffon will laugh and pat the Germans on the back.

The Germans will win.